A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog’s private parts &he will stop snoring. A few hours after going to bed, the dog is snoring as usual. Finally, unable to sleep, she goes to the closet & grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it around the dog’s parts, and sure nough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed! Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring very loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband’s parts. Amazingly, it also works on him!
The woman sleeps very soundly. The next morning, the husband wakes up very hung over. He tumbles into the bathroom.
As he is standing in front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.

He is very confused, and, as he walks back into the bedroom, he notices a red ribbon attached to his dog’s parts.

He shakes his head, looks down at the dog and says:
"Boy, don’t remember where we were or what we did, but, by golly, we got first and second place!"

She is a 13 month old Pit and Lab mix. She’s been snoring ever since she was a puppy and now its to the point where you can’t sleep. She doesn’t snore every single night. A couple days might pass with her not snoring then she will start again, it just varies. Is there anything I can do about it?

Does anyone have a tried and tested snoring remedies. My husband has been snoring for the past 2 months and we agreed to try some good snoring remedies.

I never used to mind his snoring, its not even that loud. But I am 33 weeks pregnant and I cant seem to fall asleep if he starts snoring before im asleep. Its driving me nuts because i end up staying awake until 1am. Any ideas? I have tried ear plugs and he has tried the breath right strips.

You know the little gadget that you strap on to your wrist and it gives little electronics pulses that doesn’t disturb your sleep but keeps you from snoring. Has anyone tried it? Does it work?

My boyfriend goes for his physical thursday. He has been diagnosed with sleep apnea. He snores and stops breathing most nights for short periods of time while sleeping. He is suppose to use something when he sleeps but has not for a while. Will the army except him if they know this? He does not plan to tell them either. Will they find out?

My boyfriend is a light sleeper and i keep him up at all hours of the night because my snoring. Is there anything i can take to stop snoring because breathing strips dont work.

I am looking for a stop snoring solution